draft
2017
Sunday, September 3, 2017
Kellen's House
Live Draft Party
Draft Results (Rounds 1-3)
Round 1
1. Le'Veon Bell, RB PIT - Steel City
2. David Johnson, RB ARI - Shiva Kamini!
3. Julio Jones, WR ATL - 4th & Schlong
4. Antonio Brown, WR PIT - Grizzly Adams Beards
5. Odell Beckham, Jr., WR NYG - Huge Hefner
6. LeSean McCoy, RB BUF - Cam Newton's Law
7. Melvin Gordon, RB LAC - Dirty Skiveys
8. Mike Evans, WR TB - Pee In Yo Cornflakes!
9. Devonta Freeman, RB ATL - All Dem TD's
10. A.J. Green, WR CIN - Player Haters
11. DeMarco Murray, RB TEN - Chris Carter's Fall Guys
12. Michael Thomas, WR NO - Chicken Little Flea Flicker
Round 2
1. Todd Gurley, RB LAR - Chicken Little Flea Flicker
2. Jay Ajayi, RB MIA - Chris Carter's Fall Guys
3. Jordan Howard, RB CHI - Player Haters
4. Brandin Cooks, WR NE - All Dem TD's
5. Jordy Nelson, WR GB - Pee In Yo Cornflakes!
6. Amari Cooper, WR OAK - Dirty Skiveys
7. Dez Bryant, WR DAL - Cam Newton's Law
8. Ezekiel Elliot, RB DAL - Huge Hefner
9. Marshawn Lynch, RB OAK - Grizzly Adams Beards
10. Carlos Hyde, RB SF - 4th & Schlong
11. Adrian Peterson, RB NO - Shiva Kamini!
12. Aaron Rodgers, QB GB - Steel City
Round 3
1. Kelvin Benjamin, WR CAR - Steel City
2. Alshon Jeffery, WR PHI - Shiva Kamini!
3. Lamar Miller, RB HOU - 4th & Schlong
4. Christian McCaffrey, RB CAR - Grizzly Adams Beards
5. Rob Gonkowski, TE NE - Huge Hefner
6. T.Y. Hilton, WR IND - Cam Newton's Law
7. Dalvin Cook, RB MIN - Dirty Skiveys
8. Leonard Fournette, RB JAX - Pee In Yo Cornflakes!
9. Ty Montgomery, RB GB - All Dem TD's
10. Travis Kelce, TE KC - Player Haters
11. DeAndre Hopkins, WR HOU - Chris Carter's Fall Guys
12. Doug Baldwin, WR SEA - Chicken Little Flea Flicker